January 2010
24 posts
“I’m starting to feel a little abused, just like a coffee machine at an...”
– Shakira, poet laureate
It's been less than two weeks, and this is what my...
A 20-minute group presentation (done today)
An essay (due tomorrow)
Another essay (10 pages, due Monday)
Job applications for the summer (miscellaneous, involving a lot of legwork, including calling up my former employers and convincing them to write me a letter of reference)
Another fucking essay (10 pages, due in two weeks)
Footnote assignment (for law journal, due in a few days)
Training...
Janet Jackson — Make Me
TRANNY. Love it.
“Jackson, look at me. I’m tipsy! I’m horny! I’m easier than a...”
– Susan, Desperate Housewives
Björk — Sun In My Mouth
I have managed to watch four seasons of Desperate...
I clearly — clearly! — have a problem.
What show should I do next? I was thinking about Alias, but I have a serious dislike for Jenn Garner’s face. So I don’t know.
HELLO HOW ARE YOU
http://patsystone.tumblr.com/ask
You know what's more annoying than the Tumblr...
People posting screencaps of said error messages. SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ARE GETTING THEM TOO WHY ARE YOU ADDING AN ERROR MESSAGE TO MY ERROR MESSAGES THE XZIBIT MEME WAS OVER ELEVEN YEARS AGO JESUS CHRIST.
“Well, let’s see. After you decide that I’m depressed or whatever,...”
– Veronika in the film adaptation for Veronika Decides to Die (which, surprisingly, exceeded my low expectations).
BEING IN YOUR 20S IS SO HARD SIGH. Now I get why those fucks from Nirvana were so sullen all the time.
December 2009
9 posts
“Our son just told us that he might be gay. There are 200 other boys in this...”
– Bree Van De Kamp
HAHAHAHA I ADORE HER.
“Rex cries after he ejaculates.”
– Bree Van de Kamp
HAHAHAHA. I just started watching Desperate Housewives, and I think I may be falling in love with Bree Van de Kamp.
Has Tumblr improved in quality since I left?
It doesn’t look like it. I AM BETTER THAN EVERYBODY.