I’m starting to feel a little abused, just like a coffee machine at an office.
Shakira, poet laureate
FULL TIT N MINGE
"This is the mood board for the next edition: sex, bitch, aristo, sex, punk, whore, bitch, prossie, lesie, punk, tart, slut. Oh but Alex, Alex, with lovely shoes."
I enjoy Sarah Silverman, a shitload of teevee shows, stupid people, porn, dead celebrities, reveling in my daddy issues, and long walks on the beach that end with cumshots to the face.
