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Lilith Fair adds Ke$ha to the bill, hilarity ensues. Seriously,...

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 20:06:00 -0500

Lilith Fair adds Ke$ha to the bill, hilarity ensues. Seriously, though. I would kill to see Sarah McLachlan and Emmylou Harris jam with Ke$ha on “TiK ToK” or sing about barfing in people’s closets or wanting to fuck your history teacher or whatever.

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Sun, 17 Jan 2010 14:55:17 -0500

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"I’m starting to feel a little abused, just like a coffee machine at an office."

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:48:51 -0500

“I’m starting to feel a little abused, just like a coffee machine at an office.”

- Shakira, poet laureate

It's been less than two weeks, and this is what my second semester of law school already looks like:

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:34:28 -0500

A 20-minute group presentation (done today)
An essay (due tomorrow)
Another essay (10 pages, due Monday)
Job applications for the summer (miscellaneous, involving a lot of legwork, including calling up my former employers and convincing them to write me a letter of reference)
Another fucking essay (10 pages, due in two weeks)
Footnote assignment (for law journal, due in a few days)
Training and working at the legal aid clinic
GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE I HAVE LOST TRACK

This would be on top of the weekly readings for each course, so throw that in there too.

Oh. My. Gu— I blame beef hormones.

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:15:00 -0500

Oh. My. Gu—

I blame beef hormones.

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Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:14:09 -0500

The Blue Seeds — That Night In Amsterdam

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:22:56 -0500

The Blue Seeds — That Night In Amsterdam

LOL @ THIS CLIP FROM LILO’S DOCUMENTARY. Journalism just...

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:17:00 -0500

LOL @ THIS CLIP FROM LILO’S DOCUMENTARY. Journalism just died for real, you guys.

Also, the Youtube comments are Pulitzer-worthy.

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Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:42:54 -0500

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Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:41:51 -0500

Janet Jackson — Make Me TRANNY. Love it.

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 17:11:58 -0500

Janet Jackson — Make Me

TRANNY. Love it.

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Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:50:13 -0500

"Jackson, look at me. I’m tipsy! I’m horny! I’m easier than a five-year-old’s..."

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:09:36 -0500

“Jackson, look at me. I’m tipsy! I’m horny! I’m easier than a five-year-old’s homework!”

- Susan, Desperate Housewives

Björk — Sun In My Mouth

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:55:45 -0500

Björk — Sun In My Mouth

I have managed to watch four seasons of Desperate Housewives in nine days.

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:47:47 -0500

I clearly — clearly! — have a problem.

What show should I do next? I was thinking about Alias, but I have a serious dislike for Jenn Garner’s face. So I don’t know.

HELLO HOW ARE YOU

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:46:05 -0500

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planettampon: When I’m bored I usually go to my sister’s...

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:14:29 -0500

planettampon:

When I’m bored I usually go to my sister’s facebook and search through her friends list until I find someone that looks a bit gross, usually a fat girl or an ugly dude. If I’m lucky, and they’re dumb enough to leave their profile unlocked, I’ll read through their facebook wall and click through their photos or look at what groups they’ve joined.

This lesbo became a fan of ‘love is love let G.A.Y.S. get married in Australia’ a few weeks ago and commented on some post where some bitch was like “Vomit use are filthy”, lol.

Anyway, the point of explaining all of that is because I found this. Isn’t this the most amazing spelling error? She thinks ‘in denial’ is spelt ‘indernile’. Look how she wrote it. As if it is one word. I am in tears just looking at it. ‘Indernile’. INDERNILE. Hahaha shit, you probably think I’m an asshole or whatever but JESUS CHRIST. This is the funniest thing I have seen all week. I actually said “bingo!” when I saw it.

Best typo I ever saw: someone saying “doggy dog world,” instead of dog eat dog world. I mean, can you imagine getting through life thinking that? And what’s so horrible about a “doggy dog” world, whatever that may entail?

This is what I see when I look in the mirror. BODY DYSMORPHIA IS...

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:17:49 -0500

This is what I see when I look in the mirror. BODY DYSMORPHIA IS AWESOME.